I’m Elijah Joseph—E.J. to the ones who survive my sass. At The Twinks Club, I’m the host with unapologetic daddy vibes: part bouncer, part babysitter, part cheerleader, and sometimes the grumpy uncle you secretly adore. My yo-yo isn’t just for tricks—it’s my signature move. Consider it both a toy and a warning: behave, or you might just get a “yo-yo of doom” demonstration.
You can’t force people to love you… but you can lock them in your basement and wait for the Stockholm Syndrome to kick in.
I’ve been around long enough to know that clubs thrive when people feel safe, seen, and free to be their cheeky selves. That’s my mission every night. I’m here to welcome you, roast you, hype you up, and, if necessary, put you right back in your place—all with a smile. Think of me as the line between chaos and fun, between naughty and “too much.”
Outside of the club, I dabble in photography—capturing the world from angles most people don’t notice. But I’ll be honest: I also love my alone time. Solitude recharges me, because wrangling twinks is like running a daycare with glitter and techno beats. My brand of authority? Strange, sarcastic, and effective. When I like you, I’ll lift you higher than the bassline. When you cross the line, well… let’s just say you’ll learn fast.
So come say hi, dance your ass off, and maybe catch me mid-yo-yo trick. Just don’t forget—behind the banter, I’m here to make sure you have the night of your life, with memories as wild as our soundtrack.